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Greg - 19 - Nottingham - England
"I wore the 'end my pain I want to die' shirt in a sushi restaurant and the manager said the whole bill was on the house! I was on a date at the time and the girl asked why and I said I was a famous fortnight gamer and was huge in Japan and she nodded solemnly with deep understanding."
Apoloniusz - 23 - Kraków - Poland
"My school counselor saw my 'I have given up' pink sweater and told me I no longer have to come into school. I can't believe how much my life has improved since investing in patented dogecore technology"
Michelle - 21 - Ohio - USA
"I have had several offers for romantic dates from the men at my fingerboarding skate park (it's just a corner of my local community centre) after they saw me ollie my tech deck in my 'be nice to me, i'm trash' hoodie. Now i won't die alone!"
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