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  1. sink dog

    sink dog

    I had to start spitting the toothpaste into the toilet after I realized he was there. Every night he would look back at me from inside the sink hol...
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  2. Urgent recall! Potentially cursed shirts.

    Urgent recall! Potentially cursed shirts.

    It is with deep regret that last week an incel fell into one of our shirt machines and his pulped body coated hundreds of our products which were ...
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  3. Dogecore testimonials

    Dogecore testimonials

    hello friends we have been working hard to bring you new levels of dogecore technology.   Previous versions of dogecore tech has produced almost a...
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  4. Enjoying a pleasant dog in the metaverse

    Enjoying a pleasant dog in the metaverse

    “Look bro the VR headset was like $669 dollars. I cannot afford any more games for it. We play the pickle Rick game over and over and then we go to...
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  5. Missed connection

    Missed connection

    Me - Male, 22You - Raccoon I saw in a tree at like 4 pm on Main street.I was walking home from work the other day drunk and I noticed you in the da...
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  6. a great year for  britain

    a great year for britain

    Our lad, our big boy in the big office, sitting on the crumpet throne has coughed his way out of the ER and into our hearts.As Dogecore is technica...
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  7. somebody flushed a dog down the toilet and now there's millions of them in the sewers.

    somebody flushed a dog down the toilet and now there's millions of them in the sewers.

    "yeah this is your problem right here." The plumber removes his hand from my toilet and he's holding a fistful of used wet wipes."You wouldn't beli...
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  8. legend of the spicyboys

    legend of the spicyboys

    He sold it to me at a party and the guy seemed normal enough.  I was looking for some acid but he had other ideas.  “I can show you things you wou...
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