The John Dogecore Vampire Massacre Day
by Dominic JacksonOn January 28th we mark the anniversary of when our founder John Dogecore single-handedly destroyed the last vampire colony in Ireland back in 1994...Read more →
by Dominic JacksonI had to start spitting the toothpaste into the toilet after I realized he was there. Every night he would look back at me from inside the sink hol...Read more →
Urgent recall! Potentially cursed shirts.
by Dominic JacksonIt is with deep regret that last week an incel fell into one of our shirt machines and his pulped body coated hundreds of our products which were ...Read more →
by Dominic JacksonMe - Male, 22You - Raccoon I saw in a tree at like 4 pm on Main street.I was walking home from work the other day drunk and I noticed you in the da...Read more →