dogecore lore

  1. Road trip blog, 2011

    by Dominic Jackson

    "All I'm saying is it would be cool if your imagination was as real as it was when we were kids yknow?"  He's shoveling eggs into his mouth. He's ...
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  2. The John Dogecore Vampire Massacre Day

    by Dominic Jackson

    On January 28th we mark the anniversary of when our founder John Dogecore single-handedly destroyed the last vampire colony in Ireland back in 1994...
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  3. sink dog

    by Dominic Jackson

    I had to start spitting the toothpaste into the toilet after I realized he was there. Every night he would look back at me from inside the sink hol...
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  4. Urgent recall! Potentially cursed shirts.

    by Dominic Jackson

    It is with deep regret that last week an incel fell into one of our shirt machines and his pulped body coated hundreds of our products which were ...
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  5. Dogecore testimonials

    by Dominic Jackson

    hello friends we have been working hard to bring you new levels of dogecore technology.   Previous versions of dogecore tech has produced almost a...
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  6. Enjoying a pleasant dog in the metaverse

    by Dominic Jackson

    “Look bro the VR headset was like $669 dollars. I cannot afford any more games for it. We play the pickle Rick game over and over and then we go to...
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