it came from the sea to make out with you and kiss you and give you the good glubbin you've been wanting all your life. Women are scared of your new fish partner, they cannot compete with those sloppy fish kisses.
• Smells real bad if you accidentally roll in piss
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
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