I did not ask to be born - Crusader Kings III T-Shirt

Name: I did not ask to be born - Crusader Kings III T-Shirt
Brand: dogecore
Price: 28.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Unlikable court jester - "All I have is negative traits" Looking the part is only the beginning as you guide your dynasty's bloodline with garments created by us, inspired by Crusader Kings. Big love to Paradox Interactive for letting us celebrate their epic, larger-than-life simulation of the Middle Ages, and for teaching us that keeping it in the family is…

Unlikable court jester - "All I have is negative traits"

Looking the part is only the beginning as you guide your dynasty's bloodline with garments created by us, inspired by Crusader Kings. Big love to Paradox Interactive for letting us celebrate their epic, larger-than-life simulation of the Middle Ages, and for teaching us that keeping it in the family is just efficient dynasty management.

© 2026 Paradox Interactive AB PARADOX, PARADOX INTERACTIVE. The Paradox Interactive logo and Crusader Kings are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Paradox Interactive AB. Produced by dogecore under license from Paradox Interactive AB.

Above model is 6" / 183cm

Above model is 5.5" / 167cm

Size Guide (in / cm)

Size	L	W	S
S	26⅝ / 67.6	18¼ / 46.4	16¼ / 41.3
M	28 / 71	20¼ / 51.4	17¾ / 45
L	29⅜ / 74.6	22 / 56	19 / 48.3
XL	30¾ / 78	24 / 61	20½ / 52
2XL	31⅝ / 80.3	26 / 66	21¾ / 55.2
3XL	32½ / 82.6	27¾ / 70.5	23¼ / 59
4XL	33½ / 85	29¾ / 75.6	24⅝ / 62.6

L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve
±2" / 5 cm variance

To measure at home:
Length – top shoulder to bottom hem
Width – armpit to armpit
Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

Shipping & Delivery

Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.

Processing & transit times

Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.

Returns & exchanges

14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
Start a return via your account or our contact page.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: dogecore ltd
- Email address: helpme@dogecore.com - Postal address: 469 Kingsway, Manchester, England, M19 1NR
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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