Unlikable court jester - "All I have is negative traits" Looking the part is only the beginning as you guide your dynasty's bloodline with garments created by us, inspired by Crusader Kings. Big love to Paradox Interactive for letting us celebrate their epic, larger-than-life simulation of the Middle Ages, and for teaching us that keeping it in the family is…
Unlikable court jester - "All I have is negative traits"
Looking the part is only the beginning as you guide your dynasty's bloodline with garments created by us, inspired by Crusader Kings. Big love to Paradox Interactive for letting us celebrate their epic, larger-than-life simulation of the Middle Ages, and for teaching us that keeping it in the family is just efficient dynasty management.
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
