hey idiot you forgot to block me on the mycelium network, good luck pretending to be a fun guy in the soil realm, pleb. I already told them you're a loser and your symbiosis is fake, your spores are mid. The entire bog is laughing at you Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with…
hey idiot you forgot to block me on the mycelium network, good luck pretending to be a fun guy in the soil realm, pleb. I already told them you're a loser and your symbiosis is fake, your spores are mid.
The entire bog is laughing at you
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
Size Guide (in / cm)
Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
What a lovely shirt. It fits me very well and also I like looking at it. I'm wearing it right now if you can believe it! But you'll never know for sure.
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Amy Walsh
Passive aggressive in all the best ways
Passive aggressive in all the best ways. Don't take any shit from mycelium plebs, they should know better.
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Louise
My favorite tee EVER. Chambray is a pale baby blue. Excellent printing. Vibrant colors. Follow washing instructions to keep it soft and vivid. Love you guys!
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Louise
This is the best shirt I’ve encountered in over 5 decades. Got this one for my teen. She loves it. Small size fits well. She is a petite 5’. Definitely follow recommended washing instructions!
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Anonymous
love it
love it. quality is great!!!!
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