special boy

£18.00

be your own gender reveal party by exploding into a mass of blood and gore all over your friends and relatives.  That's how special you are.  Nobody saw you swallow the tannerite cubes before you blew out the candles on your cake and snuffed the lives of your immediate family in a ball of flames and guts.  I'm proud of you son.

• Lets people know you are not to be trifled with
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing

 

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