I swallowed a bug about an hour ago as I write this. hell I didnt even swallow it, it just flew into my mouth and I think up into a weird area behind my dangly bit and its been bugging me ever since. It tried rinsing my mouth out with cola, a dragon soup (thats a british beverage thats also…
I swallowed a bug about an hour ago as I write this. hell I didnt even swallow it, it just flew into my mouth and I think up into a weird area behind my dangly bit and its been bugging me ever since. It tried rinsing my mouth out with cola, a dragon soup (thats a british beverage thats also breakfast) to no avail. Maybe it's laying eggs back there, what the hell am i going to do if i wake up tomorrow and flies shoot out of my mouth from all the eggs its laying. Am I just a host to this thing now? What's it planning back there? Is it still alive? I dont think its alive but some bugs can die and still fuck eggs over everything. Maybe this is how I die by swallowing a tiny fly. It would be poetic like that I guess but also i rough way to go. If you're reading this can you please play a tiny flute or something to lure it out (assuming it's still in my throat at the point when you're reading this) - I'll report back to you about the eggs in a day or two.
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
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Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
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