100% cotton corduroy hat with a 6-panel, soft, unstructured crown, cotton twill sweatband and taping, and an adjustable corduroy strap with a silver-colored metal buckle and grommet.
I spent a good portion of my life sitting next to a phone and a computer working in tech support for a telecoms company. When the phone would ring I would help people who were on average about the age of 68 connect their computers to the wifi and they would cry down the phone as I aided them. I…
I spent a good portion of my life sitting next to a phone and a computer working in tech support for a telecoms company. When the phone would ring I would help people who were on average about the age of 68 connect their computers to the wifi and they would cry down the phone as I aided them. I spent 45 minutes one time trying to help a guy find his start menu only to realize what he was doing when he told me he could see 'the red light' against the screen. He was thrusting his filthy mouse at his CRT computer monitor.
Nuclear weapons were created by this generation of people and by god we trust them with the launch codes, so why not trust me with them?
Hand-wash your caps instead of using a washing machine to maintain their shape and embroidery quality. Use a mild detergent (not bleach) with lukewarm water, and for tough spots, gently use a damp cloth instead of brushes.
Shipping & Delivery
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Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
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