Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and detailed embroidery. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any damage to the embroidery, simply follow our wash care instructions.
I spent a good portion of my life sitting next to a phone and a computer working in tech support for a telecoms company. When the phone would ring I would help people who were on average about the age of 68 connect their computers to the wifi and they would cry down the phone as I aided them. I…
I spent a good portion of my life sitting next to a phone and a computer working in tech support for a telecoms company. When the phone would ring I would help people who were on average about the age of 68 connect their computers to the wifi and they would cry down the phone as I aided them. I spent 45 minutes one time trying to help a guy find his start menu only to realize what he was doing when he told me he could see 'the red light' against the screen. He was thrusting his filthy mouse at his CRT computer monitor.
Nuclear weapons were created by this generation of people and by god we trust them with the launch codes, so why not trust me with them?
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
Size Guide (in / cm)
Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
machine wash cold (max 30°c or 90°f), inside-out on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. do not bleach. avoid soaking, wringing, or leaving the shirt wet in a pile. tumble dry on low heat only or hang to dry. iron inside-out on low heat using a cloth between the iron and fabric—do not steam or wet the embroidery. do not dry clean.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information: - Name: Printful - Email address: support@printful.com - Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050 - Age restrictions: For adults - EU Warranty: 2 years
