milkwalker - poster
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
Look, I don't even live in the States, alright? Houses in Europe are not made of radioactive cardboard that tries to kill you in your sleep, and can be considered safe (mostly). We don't actually have to inhale asbestos or upcycle the chemicals under our sink into funky potions. Most of Milkwalker's tenets don't even apply to me, and maybe that's why I find them funny. Now, BLACK MOULD HOWEVER...
Anyway, what is there to say? It's a print. A piece of paper. The paper is sturdy, but I kinda expected it to be a bit more ✨ special ✨, like idk, glossy maybe. But it doesn't matter, the design is SICK and it sets the tone upon entering my cave: "beware thou whom enter, for thou shall only find sillinness and whimsy 'i this abode". You can almost hear the Milkwalker whisper these words to you when you look into his eyes.
People will know I'm all about non-sense, they will question whether I've got some loose screws, or why we're even friends to begin with. Only the most resilient will stay. Only true dawgs will take Milkwalker's Manifesto™️as a welcoming embrace.
I tried explaining this humor to my mom btw. I'm glad I've got a healthy relationship with her and that she loves me unconditionally, because she might've forsaken me otherwise. To be fair, back when I used to post a lot of memes on Facebook (some from dogecore too), she did say that if I weren't her daughter, she would've long deleted me from her contacts. So my momma is a real one, a true dawg. Love u mom.
I rate this 5/5, even if the part of me that grew up in Eastern Europe still questions why I've spent 37€ on two paper sheets with non-sense drawings on them. Even if the paper isn't ✨ special ✨ —it is sturdy though, not bashing the product, just had different expectations. Don't mind my inner monologue though, the print is worth it if you like it, and I personally don't regret buying it at all. It's made me giggle like an idiot and it will continue doing so every time I lay eyes on it, so what I paid for is the dogmins' artistic genius, ok mom?
So yeah, get the print. It's good stuff.
P.S.: the webpage says dogecore might contact you about the review but only if necessary and while this kinda sounds like a threat, guys, pls contact me so I can personally tell you how cool you peeps are 🌚🌸
