milkwalker

Look, I don't even live in the States, alright? Houses in Europe are not made of radioactive cardboard that tries to kill you in your sleep, and can be considered safe (mostly). We don't actually have to inhale asbestos or upcycle the chemicals under our sink into funky potions. Most of Milkwalker's tenets don't even apply to me, and maybe that's why I find them funny. Now, BLACK MOULD HOWEVER...

Anyway, what is there to say? It's a print. A piece of paper. The paper is sturdy, but I kinda expected it to be a bit more ✨ special ✨, like idk, glossy maybe. But it doesn't matter, the design is SICK and it sets the tone upon entering my cave: "beware thou whom enter, for thou shall only find sillinness and whimsy 'i this abode". You can almost hear the Milkwalker whisper these words to you when you look into his eyes.

People will know I'm all about non-sense, they will question whether I've got some loose screws, or why we're even friends to begin with. Only the most resilient will stay. Only true dawgs will take Milkwalker's Manifesto™️as a welcoming embrace.

I tried explaining this humor to my mom btw. I'm glad I've got a healthy relationship with her and that she loves me unconditionally, because she might've forsaken me otherwise. To be fair, back when I used to post a lot of memes on Facebook (some from dogecore too), she did say that if I weren't her daughter, she would've long deleted me from her contacts. So my momma is a real one, a true dawg. Love u mom.

I rate this 5/5, even if the part of me that grew up in Eastern Europe still questions why I've spent 37€ on two paper sheets with non-sense drawings on them. Even if the paper isn't ✨ special ✨ —it is sturdy though, not bashing the product, just had different expectations. Don't mind my inner monologue though, the print is worth it if you like it, and I personally don't regret buying it at all. It's made me giggle like an idiot and it will continue doing so every time I lay eyes on it, so what I paid for is the dogmins' artistic genius, ok mom?

So yeah, get the print. It's good stuff.

P.S.: the webpage says dogecore might contact you about the review but only if necessary and while this kinda sounds like a threat, guys, pls contact me so I can personally tell you how cool you peeps are 🌚🌸