life sure is a blast, I love to be alive. I spend all my time looking into my phone like a moth to a flame, burning my eyes on a ruined algorithm that thinks i'm into footage of people experiencing industrial accidents in China or cute animals or folks getting into road rage incidents or police bodycam footage of brutality…
life sure is a blast, I love to be alive. I spend all my time looking into my phone like a moth to a flame, burning my eyes on a ruined algorithm that thinks i'm into footage of people experiencing industrial accidents in China or cute animals or folks getting into road rage incidents or police bodycam footage of brutality i never knew was humanly possible. thank you phone, thank you for sharing these things with me.
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
Size Guide (in / cm)
Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
It makes me laugh everytime I wear it. So, yes, life is full of horrors but I really love to smile.
R
Ruth
Excellent
Good quality print, good quality material, good quality humor.
L
Louise
Another phenomenal tee. Chalky mint is a gorgeous turquoise color. Soft, comfy for a horror-filled world. Please wash according to instructions- it will keep your shirt looking good
M
Marco
There are horrors, but this Tshirt isn't one of them.
My favorite T shirt.
The quality is actually really good.
