I love medieval torture - Crusader Kings III Tote Bag

Name: I love medieval torture - Crusader Kings III Tote Bag
Brand: dogecore
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Gain valuable knowledge from enemy kings by asking them real politely and slowly.

Looking the part is only the beginning as you guide your dynasty's bloodline with garments created by us, inspired by Crusader Kings. Big love to Paradox Interactive for letting us celebrate their epic, larger-than-life simulation of the Middle Ages, and for teaching us that keeping it in the family is just efficient dynasty management.

Made from 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, measures 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm) with a 6-gallon (23 l) capacity and 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit, features 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) self-fabric dual straps. Original design on one side and Crusader Kings logo on the reverse.

© 2026 Paradox Interactive AB PARADOX, PARADOX INTERACTIVE. The Paradox Interactive logo and Crusader Kings are trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Paradox Interactive AB. Produced by dogecore under license from Paradox Interactive AB.

Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

SHIPPING

(„• ᴗ •„)

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

(⌒_⌒;)

You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: dogecore ltd
- Email address: helpme@dogecore.com - Postal address: 469 Kingsway, Manchester, England, M19 1NR
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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