Speaking quickly between hee hee's and ha ha’s, the little jester in my ear is pointing at the nearby Arby's with his fat little hands, the bells ringing on his head with glee. The holy trinity in my own hands: a lighter, some gasoline, and my last cigarette. Heavyweight (8.5 oz/yd² | 288.2 g/m²) hoodie with direct-to-garment print. Made in…
Speaking quickly between hee hee's and ha ha’s, the little jester in my ear is pointing at the nearby Arby's with his fat little hands, the bells ringing on his head with glee. The holy trinity in my own hands: a lighter, some gasoline, and my last cigarette.
Heavyweight (8.5 oz/yd² | 288.2 g/m²) hoodie with direct-to-garment print. Made in WRAP-certified facilities.
Size
Length
Width
S
27” / 68.6cm
20” / 50.8cm
M
28” / 71cm
21” / 53.3cm
L
29” / 73.7cm
23” / 58.4cm
XL
30” / 76.2cm
25” / 63.5cm
2XL
31” / 78.7cm
26 1/2” / 67.3cm
3XL
32” / 81.3cm
28” / 71cm
Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).
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Length
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Width
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Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
Shipping & Delivery
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Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
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