saw a funny image online, gotta share it with the king. He loves all my internet posts and he haha reacts to my funny jpegs and it makes me feel all warm inside like I've just eaten a nice hot potato. When I'm not posting for him I just don't know what to do with myself. The bells in my…
saw a funny image online, gotta share it with the king. He loves all my internet posts and he haha reacts to my funny jpegs and it makes me feel all warm inside like I've just eaten a nice hot potato. When I'm not posting for him I just don't know what to do with myself. The bells in my hat no longer ring, the wine I drink no longer makes me merry and the jewels in my shoes refuse to sparkle but when he reacts to my funny images the world shines bright like dawn on a crisp winter morning within my soul.
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
Size Guide (in / cm)
Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
This shirt is not only so cute but funny as all heck too and that’s what makes me love it so much! Genuinely great quality and so so comfortable too!
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Tucker Schoeneberg
This shirt is amazing. I've gotten so many compliments on it since I got it only a week ago. love the print quality and the fabric is so soft. I hope to wear this one for a while!
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Taylor Benson
I love it sm
I love it sm, I am a clown
M
Maya
this is my new favourite tshirt. will definitely amuse the masses in this
