100% cotton corduroy hat with a 6-panel, soft, unstructured crown, cotton twill sweatband and taping, and an adjustable corduroy strap with a silver-colored metal buckle and grommet.
They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the…
They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the old tree stump out back was trouble the moment we bought the house. All I have left of my son now are the fingernails that fell off when he clawed at my perfectly trimmed lawn as they dragged him into their lair.
Hand-wash your caps instead of using a washing machine to maintain their shape and embroidery quality. Use a mild detergent (not bleach) with lukewarm water, and for tough spots, gently use a damp cloth instead of brushes.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
If gnomes eat your son and you don’t have any representation in society
If gnomes eat your son and you don’t have any representation in society, it’s sad. With this hat I can finally say I am represented, and feel as a valued member of this society, even though I had to go through the trauma of seeing my son getting eaten by gnomes. 10/10
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Platon Kushnir
Perfect attire
The hat sits absolutely perfectly on my dumb head; materials are nice and pleasant to touch; overall, the look is neat. The only downside is that people think I’m a psychopath.
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friend of norbert
hat
gave it to my friend - he started crying and said he never felt more like Norbert
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Aiesha
Amazing hat, amazing customer service
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