100% cotton corduroy hat with a 6-panel, soft, unstructured crown, cotton twill sweatband and taping, and an adjustable corduroy strap with a silver-colored metal buckle and grommet.
They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the…
They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the old tree stump out back was trouble the moment we bought the house. All I have left of my son now are the fingernails that fell off when he clawed at my perfectly trimmed lawn as they dragged him into their lair.
Hand-wash your caps instead of using a washing machine to maintain their shape and embroidery quality. Use a mild detergent (not bleach) with lukewarm water, and for tough spots, gently use a damp cloth instead of brushes.
Shipping & Delivery
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Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
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