• A hat with a design.
  • A hat with a design.
  • A hat with a design.
  • A hat with a design.

    gnomes ate my son - baseball cap

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    They took him and I was powerless to stop them. The gnomes emerged from the long grass in the back garden with their red hats and ill intentions as he was playing on the swing I built for him on his 4th birthday and I was smoking a newport on the porch smiling. I knew that tiny door in the old tree stump out back was trouble the moment we bought the house. All I have left of my son now are the fingernails that fell off when he clawed at my perfectly trimmed lawn as they dragged him into their lair.
    • 100% chino cotton twill
    • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
    • 6 embroidered eyelets
    • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
    • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
    • Head circumference: 20 ½″–21 ⅝″ (50.8 cm–53.3 cm)