Yeah I love hitting my little balls all over the place. I have pin point accuracy with my balls to place this tiny thing way over there in that monoculture of grass. There used to be all kinds of things down here, living and breathing things but now, me and my tiny balls are the core focus for this huge…
Yeah I love hitting my little balls all over the place. I have pin point accuracy with my balls to place this tiny thing way over there in that monoculture of grass. There used to be all kinds of things down here, living and breathing things but now, me and my tiny balls are the core focus for this huge area of recreation. I get into my tiny car thats not really a car and i drive very slowly into another hole I've created for myself. Whilst tapping my balls up some sand dunes i wonder if my life would be better if they would let me grow this strain of grass in my office. Sometimes I see a bird and it distracts me from what I want to see, my balls flying high in the air on their way to where Im pretty sure I intended to send them. This green expanse of the same over and over, I love it. I love it when everything is just the same. I think its important that we focus on making sure all the water that could be used to make things different be pumped right here to make this colour glow,yknow? I want this green to eminate through my soul as I step out of my little car to tickle my balls a little and think about business or whatever it is that is on my mind. When i go home I hope everything is the same too, i like everything real neat, all straight lines and in place. Everything is perfect in my life, my golf life, just me and my balls, whack whack
Heavyweight (8.5 oz/yd² | 288.2 g/m²) hoodie with direct-to-garment print. Made in WRAP-certified facilities. Fabric: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester).
Size
Length
Width
S
27” / 68.6cm
20” / 50.8cm
M
28” / 71cm
21” / 53.3cm
L
29” / 73.7cm
23” / 58.4cm
XL
30” / 76.2cm
25” / 63.5cm
2XL
31” / 78.7cm
26 1/2” / 67.3cm
3XL
32” / 81.3cm
28” / 71cm
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