eat sand - poster
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
Hey, it's me again, the lunatic that left a TMI review on your Milkwalker™️ print. I got the two prints with the same order and while the Milkwalker is great, this one has to be my favorite. It's officially one of my most prized possessions and I almost can't wait to tidy up my apartment just so I can have people over and boast this marvel of design and also how great of a patron of the arts I am. My hallway will one day become an art gallery and these three, wise and mystical dogs are the first to decorate these bare, humble walls.
If I intended to have any children at all, this would become a family heirloom, but alas I don't like human spawn so I guess I'll instruct my dogs to pass this onto someone else in case they outlive me. However, for as long as my meat shell is bound to this existential plane, I shall take great care of this artifact of randomness and whimsy. That's why I framed it, tucked it in and made it real cozy.
Do I know what "eat sand" means? Well, maybe, I guess. There's this quote I found online that says "life is a beach and I'm eating the f***ing sand" and I just resonate with that statement on a profound, spiritual level.
Otherwise, do I know what it all means? Do I know whether there's any obscure references behind this print? No freaking clue, but this sure didn't stop me from making this purchase. And I would 10/10 do it again.
I freaking love these dogs, they look like they come from ancient times and are very wise and want to send me on a quest to defeat some eldritch horror that they could vanquish with the blink of an eye but they need to hold back so I can have my RPG protagonist moment. Maybe the sand is the eldritch horror, the big evil guy, maybe it's a metaphor for life and how we all have our fair share of sand-eating against our will from time to time, until we learn to chew it, or better yet spit it out, and move on.
Anyway BEHOLD, two pictures showcasing the print in all its glory. And please excuse the glare, the slightly visible piles of unfolded laundry lying on the floor behind me and the dog fur on the bed, but hey at least you know it's not AI.
