dogecore lore forbidden zine subscription
I thought this was the best time in history to send things using old fashioned letters. You want a pen pal? You want a zine once a month? You wanna know more about the dogmensions and how to access them?
Well... Sign up and find out.
I'll send you analogue memes via the post in the form of a monthly letter. I might even put stickers in there and even bits of my own hair. What great pleasure awaits you once a month as you run to the maibox to read deeper into the lore of dogecore, where dogs do not exist but also are gay and vegan.
What wonders you will see, your mind warped so much you try to scroll on a piece of a paper like its an ipad. I will show you things. I will tell you about the dogmensions and how to forge your own reality.
You will receive monthly mails filled to the brim with hardcore analogue meme content.
Do you believe in dogs?
haha
you fool
I will teach you.
Monthly subscription - You will be charged every 30 days.
You can cancel at any time.
Worldwide shipping is already included in the subscription price.
Zines shipped on the 1st of every month.
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Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.