The world is dying, you and your family burn NFT's in an old wood burner to keep the house warm. Your dad just came back from raiding the local Arby's trash for stale bread you dip into a broth you made from boiling your shoes. you've never felt more alive. Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and…
The world is dying, you and your family burn NFT's in an old wood burner to keep the house warm. Your dad just came back from raiding the local Arby's trash for stale bread you dip into a broth you made from boiling your shoes. you've never felt more alive.
Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.
Above model is 6" / 183cm
Above model is 5.5" / 167cm
Size Guide (in / cm)
Size
L
W
S
S
26⅝ / 67.6
18¼ / 46.4
16¼ / 41.3
M
28 / 71
20¼ / 51.4
17¾ / 45
L
29⅜ / 74.6
22 / 56
19 / 48.3
XL
30¾ / 78
24 / 61
20½ / 52
2XL
31⅝ / 80.3
26 / 66
21¾ / 55.2
3XL
32½ / 82.6
27¾ / 70.5
23¼ / 59
4XL
33½ / 85
29¾ / 75.6
24⅝ / 62.6
L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve ±2" / 5 cm variance
To measure at home: Length – top shoulder to bottom hem Width – armpit to armpit Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff
Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.
Shipping & Delivery
Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.
Processing & transit times
Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.
Returns & exchanges
14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
I got an email to review this shirt the day I wore it for the first time. It's comfy and seems good quality
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Anonymous
I’m lovin’ it
I’m lovin’ it.
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Richard
This t-shirt changed my life
This t-shirt changed my life. My family now speak to me again and my colleagues no longer throw rotten food at me. I will wear this every day until death.
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André H
My favorite shirt
I bought this t shirt like 1 or 2 years ago and let me tell you it's been my fav t shirt ever since !! Despite the years, the print did not fade a lot and people often tell me they like it !
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