Does anyone really know where they are in life?  I imagine it must be weirdly peaceful to wake up in a different place one day, totally lost, coming out of a forced horse drug induced sleepy bed time.

I mean what does a bear think when they wake up having been 'carefully removed from the community' and ditched 100 miles away from their den?  They don't even have  smart phones.  I think the very least we can do when we re-locate bears is to give them a nice pair of Levi jeans, a recycled blackberry phone and $20's to help get them situated in their new location.

I've seen a bear open a car door before.  What's to say they wouldn't be able to drive it if we gave them keys?  Hear me out here... What if we're holding them back from realizing their true potential?