war machines

Name: war machines
Brand: dogecore
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

£24.00

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Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

I'm in love with a machine, a war machine to be precise. They say French is the language of love and I agree as I'm loading up my trebuchet so I can unload it all over your city walls if you catch my drift. She's a beast, 150 feet tall with the ability to spaff my loads over a distance of a thousand feet. Yes feet. Who would have thought such a construction of rigid wood and sinew could unleash such feelings of eroticism within me? But it's true, I love her and all the damage she helps me cause all over town with my loads.

Above model is 6" / 183cm

Above model is 5.5" / 167cm

Size Guide (in / cm)

Size	L	W	S
S	26⅝ / 67.6	18¼ / 46.4	16¼ / 41.3
M	28 / 71	20¼ / 51.4	17¾ / 45
L	29⅜ / 74.6	22 / 56	19 / 48.3
XL	30¾ / 78	24 / 61	20½ / 52
2XL	31⅝ / 80.3	26 / 66	21¾ / 55.2
3XL	32½ / 82.6	27¾ / 70.5	23¼ / 59
4XL	33½ / 85	29¾ / 75.6	24⅝ / 62.6

L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve
±2" / 5 cm variance

To measure at home:
Length – top shoulder to bottom hem
Width – armpit to armpit
Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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Above model is 6" / 183cm

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