war machines - t-shirt

Name: war machines - t-shirt
Brand: dogecore
Price: 26.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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I'm in love with a machine, a war machine to be precise. They say French is the language of love and I agree as I'm loading up my trebuchet so I can unload it all over your city walls if you catch my drift. She's a beast, 150 feet tall with the ability to spaff my loads over a distance of a thousand feet. Yes feet. Who would have thought such a construction of rigid wood and sinew could unleash such feelings of eroticism within me? But it's true, I love her and all the damage she helps me cause all over town with my loads.

Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

Above model is 6" / 183cm

Above model is 5.5" / 167cm

Size Guide (in / cm)

Size	L	W	S
S	26⅝ / 67.6	18¼ / 46.4	16¼ / 41.3
M	28 / 71	20¼ / 51.4	17¾ / 45
L	29⅜ / 74.6	22 / 56	19 / 48.3
XL	30¾ / 78	24 / 61	20½ / 52
2XL	31⅝ / 80.3	26 / 66	21¾ / 55.2
3XL	32½ / 82.6	27¾ / 70.5	23¼ / 59
4XL	33½ / 85	29¾ / 75.6	24⅝ / 62.6

L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve
±2" / 5 cm variance

To measure at home:
Length – top shoulder to bottom hem
Width – armpit to armpit
Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

Shipping & Delivery

Please contact us immediately if you need to adjust your order.
Avoid parcel lockers and PO boxes; they often cause delivery issues.
All orders ship with tracking; if you don’t get tracking within 5 business days, contact us.
If your order is lost in the mail, we replace it on us.

Processing & transit times

Processing: 2–5 days.
Delivery: 3 business days (USA), 5 (EU & UK), 10 (rest of world), longer during holidays.

Returns & exchanges

14 days from delivery to return.
Items must be unworn and unwashed.
Returns go to our USA, UK, or EU warehouses; you cover return shipping.
Start a return via your account or our contact page.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: dogecore ltd
- Email address: helpme@dogecore.com - Postal address: 469 Kingsway, Manchester, England, M19 1NR
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

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