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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, softer than a hamsters cheeks
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric so you can't mess it up, idiot
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit for relaxed people