fuck golf

Name: fuck golf
Brand: dogecore
SKU: 7269954_15124
Price: 24.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

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Garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton T-shirt with a relaxed fit and a direct-to-garment print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks. It's pre-shrunk, so no need to worry about shrinkage. To avoid any fading or cracking of the print simply follow our wash care instructions.

Yeah I love hitting my little balls all over the place. I have pin point accuracy with my balls to place this tiny thing way over there in that monoculture of grass. There used to be all kinds of things down here, living and breathing things but now, me and my tiny balls are the core focus for this huge area of recreation. I get into my tiny car thats not really a car and i drive very slowly into another hole I've created for myself. Whilst tapping my balls up some sand dunes i wonder if my life would be better if they would let me grow this strain of grass in my office. Sometimes I see a bird and it distracts me from what I want to see, my balls flying high in the air on their way to where Im pretty sure I intended to send them. This green expanse of the same over and over, I love it. I love it when everything is just the same. I think its important that we focus on making sure all the water that could be used to make things different be pumped right here to make this colour glow,yknow? I want this green to eminate through my soul as I step out of my little car to tickle my balls a little and think about business or whatever it is that is on my mind. When i go home I hope everything is the same too, i like everything real neat, all straight lines and in place. Everything is perfect in my life, my golf life, just me and my balls, whack whack

Above model is 6" / 183cm

Above model is 5.5" / 167cm

Size Guide (in / cm)

Size	L	W	S
S	26⅝ / 67.6	18¼ / 46.4	16¼ / 41.3
M	28 / 71	20¼ / 51.4	17¾ / 45
L	29⅜ / 74.6	22 / 56	19 / 48.3
XL	30¾ / 78	24 / 61	20½ / 52
2XL	31⅝ / 80.3	26 / 66	21¾ / 55.2
3XL	32½ / 82.6	27¾ / 70.5	23¼ / 59
4XL	33½ / 85	29¾ / 75.6	24⅝ / 62.6

L = Length · W = Width · S = Sleeve
±2" / 5 cm variance

To measure at home:
Length – top shoulder to bottom hem
Width – armpit to armpit
Sleeve – top of sleeve to cuff

Turn the garment inside out to protect the print. Wash in cold water (30°C/86°F) on a delicate cycle (around 600 rpm) using a soft detergent. Avoid fabric softener, bleach (even non-chlorine if possible), dry cleaning, and using a dryer to prevent fading, shrinkage, or damage to the print.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.

Manufacturer contact information:
- Name: Printful
- Email address: support@printful.com
- Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years

funny asf

everyone else thinks it’s stupid which makes it even funnier, also it’s super soft

Really good quality and friendly customer service 10/10 will be buying from again ✌🏻

I hate golf but love this shirt

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Above model is 6" / 183cm

Above model is 5.5" / 167cm

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