be nice to me

£19.00
holding me aloft?  Above your head?  What are you trying to prove?  Everyone in this mcdonalds wants you to leave.  Why must you bring me here?  Just to hold me above your head like this.  Everyone is looking at us.  Why must you come here every night at 4am just to hold me aloft like this.  Is this what we have become?  Every minute i have to stand of you screaming whilst holding me this way is torture.  

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric to avoid possum sized clothing incidents
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit so you feel chill af
• Side-seamed

 

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