We all knew the moment they turned on the 5G transmitters. Our phones lit up like Christmas and we could feel the chips in our arms vibrate ever so slightly.…
We all knew the moment they turned on the 5G transmitters. Our phones lit up like Christmas and we could feel the chips in our arms vibrate ever so slightly. Those of us who were paying attention at least. I pulled out my Samsung Galaxy S7 and downloaded hentai movies in 1080 resolution so fast that within minutes I had enough to last me a lifetime.
An emergency alert went out not long after, to every cell phone in the country.
"We've uploaded all the dogs to the cloud. They will never age, they will never die. Forever they will look over us mortals from the heavens with pity. May god have mercy on our souls."
I realized at that moment the $69,000 I had recently invested into my new dog manicure business was doomed.
• Light as a lot of feathers. • Predicts the weather • Infused with Vape Energy
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Lets you communicate with god
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
Size
Length
Width
XS
26" / 66cm
16 1/4" / 41/3cm
S
27” / 68.6cm
18 1/4” / 46.4cm
M
28” / 71cm
20 1/4” / 51.4cm
L
39” / 73.7cm
22 1/4” / 56.5cm
XL
30” / 76.2cm
24 1/4” / 61.6cm
2XL
31” / 78.7cm
26 1/4” / 66.7cm
Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).
If you want to measure one of your products at home and compare:
Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Turn your garment inside out to avoid scratches and friction, keeping the printed area safe. Wash them with cold water—opt for temperatures at or below 30°C (86°F) to be gentle on the print, preventing fading or shrinkage. Use a delicate cycle—set your machine to around 600 rpm to minimize friction. Choose a soft detergent, as harsher ones can cause the ink to fade or discolor. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning, as they can be too harsh for the ink, degrading print quality. Additionally, avoid bleach; although it’s best not to use bleach, you can opt for a non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
Manufacturer contact information: - Name: Printful - Email address: support@printful.com - Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050 - Age restrictions: For adults - EU Warranty: 2 years
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