women fear me


it came from the sea to make out with you and kiss you and give you the good glubbin you've been wanting all your life.  Women are scared of your new fish partner, they cannot compete with those sloppy fish kisses.

•  Can soak up water for later hydration
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Can be used as a makeshift sail if you're stuck at sea 
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed

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