• tummy ache survivor
  • tummy ache survivor
  • tummy ache survivor
  • tummy ache survivor

    tummy ache survivor

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    ooohh offf my tummy it reeaally hurts. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that out of date meat from the fridge but it was burger Thursday yesterday which is a tradition in my house as it was my fathers and I'll be damned if anyone gets in the way of it. It could be worse though, I had a tummy ache in 2019 from eating a kielbasa whilst high and I could have sworn it was wiggling around in my hands as though alive at the time but I don't remember ever buying it or where it came from, it was a crazy night. The next 4 days were hell though, my bathroom looked like a Jackson Pollock painting if he was limited to different shades of browns and yellows. I had to sell the house after that.


    • 100% cotton corduroy
    • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
    • Cotton twill sweatband and taping
    • 6 embroidered eyelets
    • Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
    • Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)