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• Filled with secrets
• Guaranteed to make you 69% more efficient at petting cats
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk so you can't mess it up, butter fingers
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping like you care
• Heavyweight - 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
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