this is your frog
But back to the topic at hand, what is a frog? I'm looking at it sitting blissfully upon its leaf... Do you think its looking back at...
But back to the topic at hand, what is a frog? I'm looking at it sitting blissfully upon its leaf... Do you think its looking back at me contemplating what a man is? Do you think it can understand and compute the complexities of day to day life as a human? Could it work out the combination lock my wife has put on the fridge to stop me eating raw mince meat when I'm sleep walking?
All these things I ponder, staring at the frog on its little leaf. I lost my phone and keys hours ago and I'm lost in the woods please if you're reading this send help I'm confused and I think I licked it too hard.
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Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.
SHIPPING
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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).
Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.
Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.
You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times.
If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.
RETURNS
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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.
Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.
Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve Length |
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S |
69cm |
49cm |
20.6cm |
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M |
72cm |
52cm |
21.6cm |
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L |
74cm |
55cm |
22.6cm |
|
XL |
76cm |
58cm |
22.6cm |
|
2XL |
78cm |
61cm |
22.6cm |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2"(5 cm).
These are EU measurments, so don't be surprised if you need to order a larger size than you usually wear. If you're looking for larger sizes you can still find our older shirts at our store in the shop app.
If you want to measure one of your products at home and compare:
Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Sleeve length
Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.