We never saw it coming. Even if we did we wouldn't have been able to do anything about it. Who knew that in the dark emptiness of space a giant basketball the size of a small moon was being ridden by a huge cosmic raccoon, heading towards earth at 420 thousand miles per hour.

• rufus scores a basket, but at what cost?

• 100% cotton heavyweight long-sleeve with a rough feel that soften after couple washes
• Sport Grey colour is a blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, do not dry clean
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Size guide