• please do not
  • please do not
  • please do not
  • please do not
  • please do not

    please do not

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    if you saw a cornered animal, shaking with fear and rage, would you go up to it and start making really shit small talk about your day?  Do you feel it was really necessary to scooch on over closer to that creatures life and interject yourself into their mind space to maybe complain about some trivial matter as a way to break the ice?  I've seen it all before fella, I saw you playing words in your head leading up to this confrontation long before it had even happened and l'm in luck as my hat speaks for me.

    • 100% cotton corduroy
    • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
    • Cotton twill sweatband and taping
    • 6 embroidered eyelets
    • Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
    • Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)