• love me please
  • love me please
  • love me please

love me please

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Heavyweight (8.5 oz/yd² | 288.2 g/m²) hoodie with direct-to-garment print on the back. Made in WRAP-certified facilities. 


It was all starting to collapse. As I throw the ball down the lane towards the pins all I can think to myself is 'this is what a pro looks like...right?'

By some fluke of the universe I score a strike and the man I've been chasing online for the last 5 weeks looks impressed. He has bedroom eyes on and is nodding like, 'challenge accepted' like this stupid fucking game is some kinda foreplay. Did I tell you he brought his own custom ball? Its clear resin with an original furby inside, he tells me its competition compliant and he's going to use it at the nationals.

I should never have gotten myself into this mess. But he was so hot. I didn't know how to stand out against any of the other guys going after him, so for the past few months I've been hiring people from fiverr to photoshop my bowling game scores and posting them online. I even paid a guy $69 to edit my iPhone footage to make it look like I bowled a near perfect game. He added crowd cheers and everything. My whole Instagram is just me being a bowling bitch. I think my friends are worried I'm having some kind of crisis.

I know this guy is into my vibe... But how long can this last? I don't give a shit about bowling, I don't really understand why anyone does this. But when I see him put on those weird tap dancing like shoes I get so hard. I wonder if he will still love me if he knows I don't care about bowling.

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Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.


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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times. 

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.



You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father. 

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.