i found this quote on some shitty sonic image years ago and it spoke to me so heres a dog on a washing machine

• Can be used as fuel
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit for embracing
• Side-seamed

Size guide