I cant get out of bed today. I just want to lay in my own filth and eat hotdogs out of the can whilst watching a funny youtube video of a dog eating a burrito in 1 second over and over again. Please do not call me I do not like talking on the phone. The postman said I looked like shit as he dropped off my weekly order of lunchables.  I just can't.

• this is a cry for help
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• please help me for god sake
• Heavyweight - 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)

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