Name: i have given up
Brand: dogecore
SKU: 9383710_2801
Price: 21.0 GBP
Availability: InStock

I cant get out of bed today. I just want to lay in my own filth and eat hotdogs out of the can whilst watching a funny youtube video of a dog eating a burrito in 1 second over and over again. Please do not call me I do not like talking on the phone. The postman said I looked like shit as he dropped off my weekly order of lunchables. I just can't.

• this is a cry for help
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• please help me for god sake
• Heavyweight - 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)

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DOGECORE is a kaleidoscopic hellscape of the unknown beast we allow into our hearts and homes.

Ever seen a dog?

haha yeah right you fucking idiot, you fucking moron. If you could only imagine a dog for a split second it would blow your mind. Through meditation, essential oil vaping, intense 6 hour steam tent rituals and taking scorpion peppers as suppositories are the admins on this page able to pull back the veil of reality and look into the beyond - Where dogs are gay and vegan but exist only in our enlightened minds. While your pineal glands calcify by the minute, we're unlocking the doors to the other dogmensions and soon the gate will be open for all.

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