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fragile

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I thought I ordered a single Tshirt with a crying dog on it, but what arrived was a large box with airholes. Do Tshirts need to breathe? The box said FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE on it and I didn't see the person who dropped it on my doorstep. Just heard somebody knock and by the time I got to the door they were gone and this box was there. But I knew it was from dogecore it had that cute logo on the top staring back at me. I heard a rumour that logo was based on a famous dog from a porn video but dog's don't exist so I ignored that girl at school who told me and we never really talked much afterwards. What kind of idiot would believe in dogs in the year of 2022.

The box was heavy too. I lugged it inside and set it on my dinner table and began carefully opening it. And to my surprise there wasn't a Tshirt inside at all but a rather plump and calm opossum. It was just staring back at me with its deep black eyes like this was all normal to it. I was kind of pissed off to be honest as I really wanted that Tshirt but I guess this will have to do. We don't have possums here in Ireland so maybe I could be the first person with a possum in all history in this country, who knows.

I asked on a facebook forum what they ate and somebody told me ticks but I could also feed it dairy lee lunchables because they basically eat anything. It was a gentle creature and I could pass it bits of cheese and it would hold them in its tiny hands before chowing down. I made a tiny hat for it out of some felt I had laying around so it would look presentable and in the evening I played it my favorite Otis Reading albums and danced for it. It just watched me calmly. Nothing seemed unusual to this creature.

And I went to bed that night with it by my feet like a little cat. I thought about all the things me and my new opossum pal would get up to. I would take it to see the Blarney stone I thought. But when I woke in the morning it wasn't there anymore. I looked everywhere and I couldn't find it. Come to think of it... Where was my playstation 5? The front door was unlocked and when I loaded up my ring doorbell footage I saw it had an alert at 4:20 am. And there the bastard was, casually strolling into the night with my playstation 5 wrapped up in its tail.

I'd been played a fool. I went online and gave dogecore 0 stars on trustpilot and wrote an angry email to the people who run it telling them they're sick cunts. A day later they responded with a video of my playstation 5 being thrown into a canal whilst somebody laughed. I was livid.


• Hides in plane sight
• Not fragile at all really a total gremlin

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times. 

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father. 

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.  

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Since most of our clothes are made to order, we can make some adjustments while printing - For example different placement of the desings (back, front etc.) If you would like to adjust anything, please contact us before placing an order.

Note that we can't accept returns on products specifically personalized for u, so make sure to double the size charts.

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