• forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe
  • forced to wipe

dogecore

forced to wipe

£17.00

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Monkey see monkey do.  Monkey doo doo?  At what point did we decide we all had to wipe our own asses because I don't see any other animal doing the same and they got along just fine.  Hell dogs don't wipe AND they greet one another with a big old butt huff.  So why was I politely asked to leave the dentist earlier because of my 'odour'.  Well jokes on you pal, I've min maxed my day by not wiping, I now have an extra 2 minutes every day to watch cool monki videos on my phone whilst you're out there, a slave to society.  Break free of your chains brother.  I'm only doing this until I can afford a bidet so I can keep my ass so clean you could eat off of it and that's kinda in the ballpark of what i'm looking for in life.

• Take the first step in returning to monki
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• MONKI FLIP
• Boxy fit
• Can be used as toilet paper in an emergency
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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