existence is pain


cry all day in this patented crying sweater.

you cry and your sweater cries with you, creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Disappoints most parents
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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