existence is pain
cry all day in this patented crying hoodie.
you cry and your hoodie cries with you, creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Makes grandma's cry
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Fails you in school
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket