existence is pain


cry all day in this patented crying tshirt.

you cry and your tshirt cries with you, creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.

• 100% cotton
• cannot be stained by wine no matter how much red wine you splosh all over yourself in bed.
• probably might kill you
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• smells like old cigarettes
• Pre-shrunk
• Heavyweight - 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)


Size guide