• dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive
  • dangerous and repulsive


dangerous and repulsive


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This crab can never sleep.  It's entire body has become a long-time nuclear waste warning message of spikes, intended to deter human intrusion of its internal nuclear waste repositories for at least 10,000 years.

Even when future humans have animorphed into large, totally sexy fox people who just howl at one another and fuck a lot and despite not being able to read or write they will understand nothing valued is here...

More information on Nuclear semiotics can be found here

• Glows in the dark (if illuminated with light)
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk in a nuclear reactor
• Classic fit with no center crease
• filled with secrets

• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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