• dangerous and repulsive

dangerous and repulsive

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This crab can never sleep. It's entire body has become a long-time nuclear waste warning message of spikes, intended to deter human intrusion of its internal nuclear waste repositories for at least 10,000 years.

Even when future humans have animorphed into large, totally sexy fox people who just howl at one another and fuck a lot and despite not being able to read or write they will understand nothing valued is here...

More information on Nuclear semiotics can be found here


• Glows in the dark (if illuminated with light)
• filled with secrets
• 100% cotton heavyweight long-sleeve with a rough feel that soften after couple washes
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
 Machine wash cold, inside-out, do not dry clean
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

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