• Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.
  • Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.
  • Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.
  • Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.

Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.

Regular price

I'm selling this UNIQUE mounted Deer taxidermy piece. It's been in my family for generations but now it's time for me to let him go to a nicer, larger home as I have nowhere to put him in my apartment. 

Features - 

  • Knows 69 adult comedy jokes from the 1980's - some have not aged well 
  • Works without batteries using the power of your imagination 
  • Ergonomic hat hooks, grown from nature, evolved for your hats. 
  • Natural 'realistic' deer look, because its from an actual deer. 
  • Can be used to nest inside if you or your family are small birds (not judging) 
  • Does not tell you to cause harm to your neighbours for playing loud music really late no matter how much you stare at it hoping for some kind of divine inspiration/excuse to go on a spree. He's a good egg this one. 
  • Offers emotional support when you're down. Just look at it and think "Well i could be this poor bastard"

And lots more! To try SEAL THE DEAL as they say on bargain hunt I have thrown in a picture of a Tshirt I want to own from the hit TV show Sopranos. Sopranos is said to be the TV show that started the golden age of television. Really makes you think. 

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE 

I've included a link to a video on youtube which I watch from time to time and now you can too! Just a little freebie for you for reading this advertisement. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

If you want this RELIC OF THE PAST (The deer head) it can be yours! I'll even throw in a random can of whatever is in my pantry. A mYSTERY can if you will. What could it be? Buy this thing I've been advertising for the past 6 months and find out. 

Pickup is ideal in the HULME area of Manchester but also willing to drop off/courier if required. 

This item is only available in the UK

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Our printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn't use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

SHIPPING

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We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 1-5 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times. 

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

RETURNS

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father. 

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns need to be shipped back to the address listed on your packing slip. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions.  

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