• existence is pain
  • existence is pain
  • existence is pain
  • existence is pain

existence is pain

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cry all day in this patented crying hoodie.

you cry and your hoodie cries with you, creating an emotional feedback loop so strong you basically die.



• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Makes grandma's cry
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Fails you in school
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

 

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