Shipping policy


Thanks to the power of dog teleportation, our printers being in multiple dimensions and modern postal services, we're able to ship to almost every place on this god forsaken earth.

Final shipping cost is calculated at the checkout, based on weight and current moon phase. Usually it's about £4 (~$5) for clothing and £2 (~$2.5) for stickers and other small crap.


At this moment we don't ship to Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Cayman Islands, Chad, Colombia, Cyprus, Djibouti, Ecuador, French Polynesia, Honduras, India, Kuwait, Lebanon, Madagascar, Maldives, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Myanmar, Nepal, Panama, Peru, Philippines, South Africa, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Tunisia, Turkey and Zimbabwe, sorry.
If you're from one of these places and really want to wear one of our pieces of fabric, write us an e-mail and we'll see what can be done. 




Currently we print and ship our orders from the US, Latvia, Poland and various other pocket dimensions, because of that our shipping times may vary, but as a example these are the usual waiting times for a t-shirt -

USA: 3-5 business days

Canada: 5-10 business days

Europe: 3-7 business days

World: 10-20 business days

Your order will be sent out on average within 3 days. Don't be suprised if you only received one part of your order, some items may be sent from different locations and may have different delivery times.

If you want to know how long will it take for a specific item to arrive, please send us an e-mail to

International shipments may incur customs fees. For each country the customs policy is different, and the fee is usually based on a variety of factors like weight, value, and size. We do not take responsibility for customs fees.




If your order didn't end up arriving, be sure to let us know!

First check your shipping confirmation and check that you had entered the correct address. If the address was incorrect, though we'd be happy to send you another order to the correct address, it will have to be at your cost. Returned products will be donated to a charity after 4 weeks.

If the shipping address was correct, get in touch with us at noting your order number. We'll see what can be done. Make sure to contact us within first 60 days of your purchase, after that time we won't be able to help you.

All reshipments due to the item being un-deliverable because of an incorrect address, missed post office pickups or anything that would require a reshipment will have to encur a reshipment fee.



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If you're unhappy with the size you've received, first check that the size stated on the garment matches the size stated on the sizing chart. Though rare, it's possible that the garment was mislabelled. Let us know and we'll get you sorted out.

Unfortunately cases where you would like to exchange or return a product due to a wrong size being ordered would be handled at your expense by placing a new order.