Shipping

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We are seeing some delays across the board due to the huge amount of people ordering all our crap to their houses.  If you're worried about how long something is taking, reach out to me, I will hold your hand.  

Ordering for a Christmas gift?  Order before these times to ensure it gets to ya -

UK - December 15th
USA - December 10th
EU - December 15th
Australia - December 8th

We ship worldwide. All of our items are printed to order, especially for you. This is to ensure we create no waste by creating a terrible design nobody likes and having to donate 420 preprinted tshirts to landfill. With this in mind, please contact us immediately, if you need to make any adjustments to your order (size/colour changes).

Orders are being printed and sent out daily throughout the week directly from our printing fulfillment centres located in the EU, USA and the UK. Your order will be fulfilled from the nearest print centre to your shipping location.

Current fulfillment time is 2-10 days depending on the items ordered. Usual delivery times are 3 business days after fulfilment for the USA, 5 for the EU and 10 for the rest of the world.

You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped. Don't be surprised if you only received one part of your order as some items may be shipped from different warehouses depending on stock availability, so will have different delivery times. 

There may be import fee's on your order, this will depend on your shipping location and will very from country to country. Sadly we cannot say for certain if you will incur additional fee's on import if your order is fulfilled outside of your country.

If you're unsure about anything please contact us and we will reply within 24 hours. I spend a lot of time at my computer crying so usually I respond, tearfully, within an hour.

Last update: 11.2022

Returns

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You have 14 days from the arrival date of your order to return your items. We accept returns on unworn, unwashed clothing, that doesn't smell of the tesco cologne you stole from your father.

Don't be shy to reach out to us if there's any problems or you have any queries, we're extremely lenient and making sure you are happy is really important to us.

Returns will need to be sent to one of our warehouses located in the USA, UK and Europe. You will be expected to pay the return shipping cost. If you need to return someting, contact us for further instructions and return addresses.

MISSING ORDER

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Check your shipping confirmation to see if you had entered the correct address. If the address was incorrect, though we'd be happy to send you another order to the correct address, it will have to be at your cost.

If the shipping address was correct, contact us noting your order number. Make sure to contact us within 30 days of your purchase, after that time we won't be able to help you.

All reshipments due to the item being undeliverable due to incorrect address, missed post office pickups or anything that would require a reshipment will have to incur a reshipment fee.