Choose life, choose not having a child, choose hanging out at night near the trashcans until some foamy mouth boy comes and kisses some new life into you, choose gnashing your teeth at the dinner table, choose spending all your money on expensive cookies because you have nothing else to live for, choose yelling at the moon as your brain gets smaller, choose living life to the full and being happier for it. Choose rabies before babies.
• Be the last of your bloodline
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 100% rabid
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Scares children
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck
• Relaxed fit