Horny and humorous ADULT Mounted Deer head.

  • Sale
  • Regular price £199.69 GBP


I'm selling this UNIQUE mounted Deer taxidermy piece. It's been in my family for generations but now it's time for me to let him go to a nicer, larger home as I have nowhere to put him in my apartment. 

Features - 

  • Knows 69 adult comedy jokes from the 1980's - some have not aged well 
  • Works without batteries using the power of your imagination 
  • Ergonomic hat hooks, grown from nature, evolved for your hats. 
  • Natural 'realistic' deer look, because its from an actual deer. 
  • Can be used to nest inside if you or your family are small birds (not judging) 
  • Does not tell you to cause harm to your neighbours for playing loud music really late no matter how much you stare at it hoping for some kind of divine inspiration/excuse to go on a spree. He's a good egg this one. 
  • Offers emotional support when you're down. Just look at it and think "Well i could be this poor bastard"

And lots more! To try SEAL THE DEAL as they say on bargain hunt I have thrown in a picture of a Tshirt I want to own from the hit TV show Sopranos. Sopranos is said to be the TV show that started the golden age of television. Really makes you think. 

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE 

I've included a link to a video on youtube which I watch from time to time and now you can too! Just a little freebie for you for reading this advertisement. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

If you want this RELIC OF THE PAST (The deer head) it can be yours! I'll even throw in a random can of whatever is in my pantry. A mYSTERY can if you will. What could it be? Buy this thing I've been advertising for the past 6 months and find out. 

Pickup is ideal in the HULME area of Manchester but also willing to drop off/courier if required. 

This item is only available in the UK